It's what's on top that mattters..

I make cupcakes for the guys at school on their birthday. True, no gender stereotypes are being shattered by me doing this (I'd make them for the ladies too, but there aren't any). These would be adorable on the next batch. Etsy has a gazillion adorable cupcake toppers. I'm partial to the vintage ones.
Is it me or do these little ladies look like they might topple over?